Stuart B

An accident prone Englishman living in Holland since 2001. Still not great with the language but finds stampot lekker.
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Invader Stu: The passportInvader Stu: The passport
Invader Stu: Even more warning signs of becoming DutchInvader Stu: Even more warning signs of becoming Dutch
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Invader Stu: Dutch-British cultural exchangeInvader Stu: Dutch-British cultural exchange
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Invader Stu: Lies About The DutchInvader Stu: Lies About The Dutch
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Invader Stu: Warning signs that you are becoming Dutch - Part 2Invader Stu: Warning signs that you are becoming Dutch - Part 2
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Invader Stu: Dealing with tourists seeking coffeeshopsInvader Stu: Dealing with tourists seeking coffeeshops
Invader Stu: The lost bikeInvader Stu: The lost bike
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Invader Stu: Dutch for Beginners - A WarningInvader Stu: Dutch for Beginners - A Warning
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